Funny Verses From The Bible — Laugh Out Loud: Uplifting And Unexpected Bible Verses To Brighten Your Day

Introduction

What is Funny?

Funny is something that makes you laugh, smile, or feel amused.

Funny: An important concept of the Bible?

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Welcome to our blog post about hilarious verses from the Bible! We hope you enjoy this collection of funny, lighthearted Bible verses that will make you laugh and bring a smile to your face. From colorful descriptions of animals to humorous interpretations of Old Testament laws, we’ve scoured the Bible for the funniest, most entertaining verses. So join us now as we explore the lighter side of Christianity!

Those are the best Bible scriptures about Funny.
They will help you to better understand humorous, comical, amusing, satirical, cheeky, ridiculous, lighthearted, wacky…

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Funny: The Best Bible Verses

1. He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision. — [Psalms 2:4]

2. The LORD thy God in the midst of thee is mighty; he will save, he will rejoice over thee with joy; he will rest in his love, he will joy over thee with singing. — [Zephaniah 3:17]

3. But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. — [Galatians 5:22-23]

4. A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones. — [Proverbs 17:22]

5. And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. — [Matthew 19:24]

6. For what is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? or what shall a man give in exchange for his soul? — [Matthew 16:26]

7. For in him we live, and move, and have our being; as certain also of your own poets have said, For we are also his offspring. — [Acts 17:28]

8. Is any among you afflicted? let him pray. Is any merry? let him sing psalms. — [James 5:13]

9. A feast is made for laughter, and wine maketh merry: but money answereth all things. — [Ecclesiastes 10:19]

10. A merry heart maketh a cheerful countenance: but by sorrow of the heart the spirit is broken. — [Proverbs 15:13]

11. But let your communication be, Yea, yea; Nay, nay: for whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil. — [Matthew 5:37]

12. Speaking to yourselves in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs, singing and making melody in your heart to the Lord; — [Ephesians 5:19]

13. Verily, verily, I say unto you, That ye shall weep and lament, but the world shall rejoice: and ye shall be sorrowful, but your sorrow shall be turned into joy. — [John 16:20]

14. And saying, We have piped unto you, and ye have not danced; we have mourned unto you, and ye have not lamented. For John came neither eating nor drinking, and they say, He hath a devil. The Son of man came eating and drinking, and they say, Behold a man gluttonous, and a winebibber, a friend of publicans and sinners. But wisdom is justified of her children. — [Matthew 11:17-19]

15. And he said, A certain man had two sons: And the younger of them said to his father, Father, give me the portion of goods that falleth to me. And he divided unto them his living. And not many days after the younger son gathered all together, and took his journey into a far country, and there wasted his substance with riotous living. And when he had spent all, there arose a mighty famine in that land; and he began to be in want. And he went and joined himself to a citizen of that country; and he sent him into his fields to feed swine. And he would fain have filled his belly with the husks that the swine did eat: and no man gave unto him. And when he came to himself, he said, How many hired servants of my father’s have bread enough and to spare, and I perish with hunger! I will arise and go to my father, and will say unto him, Father, I have sinned against heaven, and before thee, And am no more worthy to be called thy son: make me as one of thy hired servants. And he arose, and came to his father. But when he was yet a great way off, his father saw him, and had compassion, and ran, and fell on his neck, and kissed him. And the son said unto him, Father, I have sinned against heaven, and in thy sight, and am no more worthy to be called thy son. But the father said to his servants, Bring forth the best robe, and put it on him; and put a ring on his hand, and shoes on his feet: And bring hither the fatted calf, and kill it; and let us eat, and be merry: For this my son was dead, and is alive again; he was lost, and is found. And they began to be merry. Now his elder son was in the field: and as he came and drew nigh to the house, he heard musick and dancing. And he called one of the servants, and asked what these things meant. And he said unto him, Thy brother is come; and thy father hath killed the fatted calf, because he hath received him safe and sound. And he was angry, and would not go in: therefore came his father out, and intreated him. And he answering said to his father, Lo, these many years do I serve thee, neither transgressed I at any time thy commandment: and yet thou never gavest me a kid, that I might make merry with my friends: But as soon as this thy son was come, which hath devoured thy living with harlots, thou hast killed for him the fatted calf. And he said unto him, Son, thou art ever with me, and all that I have is thine. It was meet that we should make merry, and be glad: for this thy brother was dead, and is alive again; and was lost, and is found. — [Luke 15:11-32]

16. And said unto him, Hearest thou what these say? And Jesus saith unto them, Yea; have ye never read, Out of the mouth of babes and sucklings thou hast perfected praise? — [Matthew 21:16]

17. If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink: For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee. — [Proverbs 25:21-22]

18. Sorrow is better than laughter: for by the sadness of the countenance the heart is made better. The heart of the wise is in the house of mourning; but the heart of fools is in the house of mirth. — [Ecclesiastes 7:3-4]

19. Woe unto you that are full! for ye shall hunger. Woe unto you that laugh now! for ye shall mourn and weep. — [Luke 6:25]

20. He said unto them, Give place: for the maid is not dead, but sleepeth. And they laughed him to scorn. — [Matthew 9:24]

21. And the Pharisees also, who were covetous, heard all these things: and they derided him. — [Luke 16:14]

22. They are like unto children sitting in the marketplace, and calling one to another, and saying, We have piped unto you, and ye have not danced; we have mourned to you, and ye have not wept. For John the Baptist came neither eating bread nor drinking wine; and ye say, He hath a devil. The Son of man is come eating and drinking; and ye say, Behold a gluttonous man, and a winebibber, a friend of publicans and sinners! But wisdom is justified of all her children. — [Luke 7:32-35]

23. Now therefore be ye not mockers, lest your bands be made strong: for I have heard from the Lord GOD of hosts a consumption, even determined upon the whole earth. — [Isaiah 28:22]

24. He heweth him down cedars, and taketh the cypress and the oak, which he strengtheneth for himself among the trees of the forest: he planteth an ash, and the rain doth nourish it. Then shall it be for a man to burn: for he will take thereof, and warm himself; yea, he kindleth it, and baketh bread; yea, he maketh a god, and worshippeth it; he maketh it a graven image, and falleth down thereto. He burneth part thereof in the fire; with part thereof he eateth flesh; he roasteth roast, and is satisfied: yea, he warmeth himself, and saith, Aha, I am warm, I have seen the fire: And the residue thereof he maketh a god, even his graven image: he falleth down unto it, and worshippeth it, and prayeth unto it, and saith, Deliver me; for thou art my god. — [Isaiah 44:14-17]

25. That lie upon beds of ivory, and stretch themselves upon their couches, and eat the lambs out of the flock, and the calves out of the midst of the stall; That chant to the sound of the viol, and invent to themselves instruments of musick, like David; That drink wine in bowls, and anoint themselves with the chief ointments: but they are not grieved for the affliction of Joseph. — [Amos 6:4-6]

26. In that day shall one take up a parable against you, and lament with a doleful lamentation, and say, We be utterly spoiled: he hath changed the portion of my people: how hath he removed it from me! turning away he hath divided our fields. — [Micah 2:4]

27. Their horses also are swifter than the leopards, and are more fierce than the evening wolves: and their horsemen shall spread themselves, and their horsemen shall come from far; they shall fly as the eagle that hasteth to eat. — [Habakkuk 1:8]

28. He hath filled me with bitterness, he hath made me drunken with wormwood. He hath also broken my teeth with gravel stones, he hath covered me with ashes. And thou hast removed my soul far off from peace: I forgat prosperity. — [Lamentations 3:15-17]

29. So went out of the city, and sat on the east side of the city, and there made him a booth, and sat under it in the shadow, till he might see what would become of the city. And the LORD God prepared a gourd, and made it to come up over , that it might be a shadow over his head, to deliver him from his grief. So was exceeding glad of the gourd. But God prepared a worm when the morning rose the next day, and it smote the gourd that it withered. And it came to pass, when the sun did arise, that God prepared a vehement east wind; and the sun beat upon the head of , that he fainted, and wished in himself to die, and said, It is better for me to die than to live. And God said to , Doest thou well to be angry for the gourd? And he said, I do well to be angry, even unto death. — [Jonah 4:5-9]

30. In the day of our king the princes have made him sick with bottles of wine; he stretched out his hand with scorners. For they have made ready their heart like an oven, whiles they lie in wait: their baker sleepeth all the night; in the morning it burneth as a flaming fire. — [Hosea 7:5-6]

31. I said of laughter, It is mad: and of mirth, What doeth it? — [Ecclesiastes 2:2]

32. When it shall hail, coming down on the forest; and the city shall be low in a low place. — [Isaiah 32:19]

Conclusion

We hope you enjoyed those Funny verses.

We hope these Bible verses have brought a smile to your face and a lightness to your heart. As we face challenging times in life, it can be reassuring to remember that God’s love and joy are ever-present and accessible to us all. May you be blessed with joy and laughter today and every day.

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